Ever feel like you’re forgetting something? Police officer leaves gun in Starbucks.
One Thanksgiving my parents did something I don't know if I can ever forgive them for. We were eating our turkey dinner when suddenly I realized I hadn't seen my pet turkey all day. 'Where's Mister Gobble?' I asked. Dad seemed confused. 'Mister Gobble?' 'Yes,' I said. 'My turkey. The one I picked out at the supermarket, and then after he thawed out I made him do a funny little turkey dance. Mister Gobble.' Dad's silence said it all. We were eating Mister Gobble! I ran crying from the table and locked myself in my room. Later, Dad knocked on the door and said he had some dessert for me. When I opened the door, I couldn't believe it. It was a slice of Pumpkie, my pet pie!
- Jack Handy
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September 5th, 2008 at 2:05 am
Hahaha hilarious. An umbrella I can believe, but a gun? Wow.
September 7th, 2008 at 7:36 am
LOL.. That’s a joke. How can a officer responsible to protect a PM leave her gun
September 8th, 2008 at 3:06 pm
Will tell you i have lost everything, but a gun…. Its really amazin….
September 8th, 2008 at 8:51 pm
Occasionally I look here by and read the interesting and well written contributions. Today I would like to leave gladly a greeting from Thuringia in Germany!
September 9th, 2008 at 6:44 am
There has been a lot of shady incidences at starbucks, i remember somebody left a bomb behind and blew the front doors off one in Vancouver. Was it Van? Don’t remember.
September 9th, 2008 at 7:51 pm
I hope it was not charged!!!!!!!!
September 10th, 2008 at 1:23 am
Cops are always idiots. they just want their coffee and donuts!
September 14th, 2008 at 9:30 am
its funny…. but forgetting gun!
September 16th, 2008 at 4:00 am
I can’t believe it, Of all things he forgot his gun..
October 1st, 2008 at 8:17 pm
That’s funny. At least she didn’t forget her pants. That’s always my biggest worry
October 2nd, 2008 at 7:36 am
OMG! That’s why I no longer drink coffee, especially Starbucks. What’s in that stuff? I bet there’s some secret ingredient that makes people do and say the strangest things. Come on, you know what I’m talking about…The Realtor all turbo’d out trying to convince you with 50 reasons why you should buy that house, or the student who asks a million questions 5 minutes before it’s time to leave, now this cop?!?! I think it’s time we all lay off the lattes.
October 11th, 2008 at 7:00 pm
LOL.. That’s a joke. How can a officer responsible to protect a PM leave her gun
January 4th, 2009 at 3:08 am
It will be interesting next time in the toilet you meet a Glock 17 gun in the toilet. No surprise! Call her for collecting…
P.S. Men have no chance to meet
January 17th, 2009 at 1:20 am
a “firearms specialist” no less…. jesus christ. And an officer responsible for guarding the prime minister…. AND in enland where most officers don’t have guns….
what a story.
i also wonder what the person did who found it (probably just told the starbux management). if someone found a free gun in the U.S. i don’t think they would have been so forthcoming…..