“Do you know what the hot trend in knitwear is this season?”
No. No, I don’t.
The whole town laughed at my great-grandfather, just because he worked hard and saved his money. True, working at the hardware store didn't pay much, but he felt it was better than what everybody else did, which was go up to the volcano and collect the gold nuggets it shot out everyday. It turned out he was right. After forty years, the volcano petered out. Everybody left town and the hardware store went broke. Finally he decided to collect gold nuggets too, but there weren't many left by then. Plus, he broke his leg and the doctor's bills were real high.
- Jack Handy
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I'm an American married to a Spanish girl and living in East London.
I work in advertising and design.
I'm a Leo.
I was the third grade spelling bee champion.
September 27th, 2007 at 7:49 pm
Brows?
September 27th, 2007 at 8:08 pm
… that’s what she said!
October 8th, 2007 at 8:14 pm
Are you kiddin??